1. Make yourself look good, but don't stand out.
2. Get a car. You can't be ride a bike! (bikes are only for working out and kids.)
3. Get a nice house in a new suburb that used to be a forrest.
4. Get a job like accounting or marketing.
5. Drink starbucks.
6. Date someone.
7. Scroll through Facebook like a brainless zombie, liking post by people you couldn't care less about.
8. base your opinions of what other people think, not what you think.
How to know if you're a slave to society:
1. If you lie to yourself
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